suncup

haunted & thriving

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no one:
me: the moon is haunted

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(Me after casually queuing up Alphabet Aerobics just so I could rap it in the car with my nephews, absolutely crushing, and then getting zero acknowledgment)

Me: I know you don’t care but not many people can do what I just did

Nephews: good job masi 👍🏽

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Guy at party: are you an actress?

Me: that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you

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(me somehow on the topic of polygamy with my 13 year old nephew)

ashton: wait so he had multiple wives?

me: yes :/

ashton: he gives aura

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@spookybonch time for chewy to put those paws to work

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I think an 87 hour long nap would cure me

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@toad_rat I wholeheartedly agree

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turns out nirvana is a day where i don’t have to be in a vehicle, and get to hang out with my friends in the sun

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kinda slaps tbh but your?!

also, this was my 13 year old self's cutting and deep metaphor for popularity (which btw, i wasn't)

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found some poetry from 2004 and while everything is embarrassing, the worst is spelling 'your' wrong... couldn't be me.... who is this person...

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Gasp as your pulled deeper in,
Attacked by selfishness and sin.
You face up to your cruel demise
Feel the chilling water start to rise.
Idle and lifeless, you fall way down
you took the plunge and now you drown.
(2/2)

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this poem was my 13 year old self's ~cutting~ metaphor for popularity btw.

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there’s nowhere more bumpin than a calgary moxie’s on a wednesday

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would it be inappropriate for me to create a registry of fb marketplace vintage goods i would like for my birthday

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when your guest compliments the soap in your guest bathroom but you have no chill so you say “omg thank you I spent 30 minutes sniffing soaps while picking it out!”

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trying to break the cycle of abuse (can't sleep, take naps because i'm overtired, can't sleep because i napped)

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work is really getting in the way of my immediate priorities (spending all day every day trying out rugs in the guest room til i find the right style)

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suffering in a hell of my own making (designing another gallery wall)

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No one serves cunt harder than Death in the Final Destination series.

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@toad_rat I will talk shit about it but I will also continue to patron it. Come at me.