(Me after casually queuing up Alphabet Aerobics just so I could rap it in the car with my nephews, absolutely crushing, and then getting zero acknowledgment)
Me: I know you don’t care but not many people can do what I just did
Nephews: good job masi 👍🏽
Gasp as your pulled deeper in,
Attacked by selfishness and sin.
You face up to your cruel demise
Feel the chilling water start to rise.
Idle and lifeless, you fall way down
you took the plunge and now you drown.
(2/2)
when your guest compliments the soap in your guest bathroom but you have no chill so you say “omg thank you I spent 30 minutes sniffing soaps while picking it out!”