Sandesh

I avoid people because of my claustrophobia

[Sandesh @sandes_03]

i need to logout next time. no more login in office pc. 😅

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

🤭

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something?

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[diego troste @diegouthill]

si el sexo es tan bueno por qué no se llama Lionel Messi

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

Mood:

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

This has existed for many, many years, it’s called graduate school.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Somewhere out in the galaxy is a dead planet and its surface is covered entirely in data centers.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"I love Eminem."

"I prefer Skittles."

"No. I mean the rapper."

"You eat the rapper?"