Akwa nwa✨

Hey! Twitter is using me.

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i like withdrawing access a lot. i won’t do gra gra with you, once you start acting like a mad person i’ll leave you and make sure you can’t access me ever again. no long talk

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

How do you people eat Salmon in your houses? Do you deep fry it? Do you use it to cook stew? Pepper soup? Do you smoke it? Please don’t say pan-searing. Any other method that will actually cook the fish to Nigerian standard, thanks.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I have a feeling that if my dad was alive, he would have liked TikTok😂

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

The worst kind of cheating men are the ones who deny the existence of their wives. Why are you saying you’re single? Or that your wife left you. You literally do not have to do that.
A man once told me his wife died. Why?

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

“Your flesh wants to take you to hell and it’s not even going with you”
Na once I start to play Dunsin Oyekan😭😂

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

If someone puts their integrity on the line and stands up for you when it really counts, don’t give them a reason to regret it. Prove them right with your actions. In fact, make it your mission not to let them down.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

This is how I operate too.
I don’t like confrontations but I have to communicate my grievances somehow. So texts work.
It also helps me pick my words better to avoid saying the wrong things or saying the right things in the wrong tone.

[Roger Otis @Otis441D]

Mr Eazi is not weird, he is just avoidant.
People with an avoidant attachment style typically don’t want an emotional exchange right there and then.

They prefer to withdraw, process things privately, and come back when they are calm.

If your person is like this btw, the advantage with this is...
> It gives them time to think,
> They have control over their words,
> And like Mr Eazi who writes, they use a structured way to express everything without interruption.

She probably didnt take time to understand the man she got married to.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

Is this #monica movie truly a real life story?
Omoooo

Is Paschal and Chika still married?
Is their wicked mother still alive?
Their st.upid father nkor?
I have so many questions mahn

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I made greek yogurt for the first time. I’m having it now and it feels like I’m eating the fruit of my labor. I can’t explain it but that’s exactly how I feel😂

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

@the_olaedoh Leave me abeg😂

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

The bad thing about this “big man lifestyle” is that once you start it, you can’t stop.
I can no longer cook moimoi without corned beef and I don’t even know when this rubbish started😏

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

@the_olaedoh I blame instagram chefs, it’s their fault😒

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I needed to make a decision about something so I prayed and asked God for guidance and also for a sign.
Woke up this morning to sign so huge I shouted ‘haba God you didn’t have to be so dramatic nau’😭

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

Funny how I drafted this tweet during last sunday’s service but forgot to post it.
He’s preaching about it rn and I remembered I had this in my drafts lol
Glad he didn’t listen to the noise, we would have missed out on this great MoG.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I started joining Fountain of Life church Sunday service online about 4 or 5 sundays ago and I can’t believe some people didn’t want Pst Jimmy Odukoya to take over after his dad died. He’s such a good preacher/teacher and I have been thoroughly blessed.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I started joining Fountain of Life church Sunday service online about 4 or 5 sundays ago and I can’t believe some people didn’t want Pst Jimmy Odukoya to take over after his dad died. He’s such a good preacher/teacher and I have been thoroughly blessed.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

My new favorite quote is “Owu mmadu ga-eme ya” because true true owu mmadu ga-eme ya, so it might as well be me😂😂

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

So the next time I went to the store, I looked for actual greek yogurt and bought it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the difference is so clear.
Mind you, I bought the 500ml tub for the price of 1kg greek style tub.
Now I can’t go back but the priceeee😩😩

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

I have been buying ‘greek style yogurt’ and enjoying it until I saw somewhere on TikTok that greek style yogurt is just regular yogurt with thickener to make it have the consistency of actual greek yogurt.

[Akwa nwa✨ @sandie_coco]

My weight loss hack is to eat.
Eat whole/cooked food when you’re hungry or when you’re supposed to.
It will help you avoid mindless snacking and ultimately reduce the amount of calories you consume per day.

[🥰 President of the Babygirls 🥰 @JoeyPamba]

I told one of my friends that I’d cut her off and only love her from a distance if she decided to take back some useless man she couldn’t get over. And someone told me I was a bad friend because “friends stick with you through all your bad decisions”
No ma’am, I’d seen enough