Bri Sandman

If my dog doesn’t like you, I don’t either. 👌🏼 Here to tweet things that literally no one asked about.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

The mental struggle of going from the confident fit chick, to a solid 3 on a good day… yikes, man.

[Stella Dee @namastelladee]

Waiting on @netflix for this Love is Blind reunion like.. #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Ria Gajjar @riagajjar]

Waiting for this reunion to start like #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

To the people who slam on their brakes when you see a cop:
It’s too late. They’ve already clocked your speed. I hope you stub your toe.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

@tomsegura spending an hour with Eries mayor isn’t going to help Erie plead its case 😂… just sayin’.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

The UGG ultra minis look like clown shoes. Horrendous.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

You never look worse than when you’re headed to get a spray tan.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

I swear McDonald’s still uses the first recipe of Coca-Cola that contained actual cocaine.

You can’t convince me otherwise.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Home security cameras will humble you reeeeeal quick if you think you’re lookin’ extra good on any day…

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Can someone explain the hype about Birkin bags?

They look like a Coach purse.

I said what I said.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

@withthebirdnose LOL I wanted a onesie hoodie - and the link took me to some leggings? No thanks. Bye.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

When you’re advertising an item, and you have a link to click on…

If said link leads me to a different item, I’m immediately leaving your website.

Kind regards.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Maybe we should change the shape of seltzers 🙃

I’m not saying I opened one thinking it was an energy drink midday, taking a solid couple chugs out of it.

But I’m also not saying I didn’t.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Bring back the 80s basketball shorts. I would absolutely tune in.

That is all.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

We do know that the dollar sign goes BEFORE the number, right? It is still said “Six hundred dollars” when typed as “$600”.

It’s never correct to type out “600$”.

Thanks for listening.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Is there a diet that works that I can live solely on slices of cheese and chips-n-dip?

Not asking for a friend. I, myself, need to know.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

@DenverDean13 Legs Monday & Thursday.

Non negotiable.

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

Hear me out…

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

Folded potato chips taste better. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[Bri Sandman @sandman_bri]

WHY DO ALL SUMMER FLORAL DRESSES HAVE PUFFY SLEEVES NOW?!

I do not want to be Laura Ingalls.