Sandra Schmuhl Long

Writer & editor,

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It's me! I wrote this! Big day for me and for mermaids

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Sirens have a few questions about why and who they’re murdering in Sandra Schmuhl Long’s (@sandra_s_long) “Murder Mermaids Make Mistakes.” https://t.co/8UzXyCDgvU

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@gumbylievable Me reading this

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@charlesl_r Dying to know how twitter came up??

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@gumbylievable This is the only Raygun tweet I've even remotely enjoyed

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@derangedmilk

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@charlesl_r Harsh

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@charlesl_r I'd like to hear the other 3

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@_Meshaaaa_ @SymoneBeez You have like two to four standard cover letters that you can pop the job title into and tweak content slightly to fit the job you're applying to.

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@ShandersWrites I think it's the same reason the Kardashians keep working. They might not "need the money" but if they want to maintain their same level of living, especially with so many kids, they do in fact need the money! Also probably the wife wants to be (more) famous.

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@charlesl_r

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@ShandersWrites I'm laughing at this. Couldn't be me!!!

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@gumbylievable It's absolute crazy idea soup but he pulls it off somehow...they go to space and everyone immediately moves on from that like it never happened the second they return!!

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@gumbylievable I actually ask myself this all the time

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@miri_yam_ @_ryanruby_ https://t.co/ATSTqErVjg not only that and sorry if you are aware already but Emily Gould's own little publishing outfit reprinted I Love Dick some years ago!!

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@charlesl_r They're gonna put you in the bad tweets cage if you keep this up

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@ledasbesto @UPS

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@gumbylievable I'm enjoying it!! I don't know where it's going!

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@ChloeYMiller @brownbaglit @shastagrant Super cool!!

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@ShandersWrites Thank you!!! Looks fun!!!

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@DBGerrard @grace_land I'm so sorry to hear this news. David was my former classmate and I always remembered him fondly as a kind and funny person and writer.