Derek

He/him 24 switch. Not new here just a new account. Missed seeing all you pretty people😉

[Derek @sandwich282]

If Texas actually turns blue I’ll let everyone show me their boobs👀💙

[Derek @sandwich282]

I need this movie back in theaters every month and I’m not joking

[wake. @twoshakesdotjpg]

Become hopecore.

[Derek @sandwich282]

BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW

[Derek @sandwich282]

I’ll go back to being horny pretty soon but holy shit love wins

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects James Talarico wins the TX US Senate General Election

#DecisionMade: 10:14 PM EST

Follow live results here: https://t.co/O6f6RF1XKc

[Official ATLUS West @Atlus_West]

a tough vote to call

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

TODAYS THE DAY 🌊🌊🌊

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You grand theft oughta go to the polls today

[Derek @sandwich282]

Hottest thing you can do is vote btw

[Derek @sandwich282]

SPOILERS for You Can See Everything!!!!!! I just had to say this somewhere but go watch it!!!

The biggest laugh from my sold out theater was seriously just from Billy saying he was a Charlie Kirk fan. Like full open laughter woke is so back

[Derek @sandwich282]

Back as quickly as I left lol😮‍💨🫡#nsfwtwt

[kendall @superiorsantina]

how it feels being part of that 23%

[Derek @sandwich282]

Don’t worry chat I always end up going back to being bored & horny lol I return #nsfwtwt

[Derek @sandwich282]

Been so bored tonight & can’t go out hmu if you’re horny or just wanna chat ngl #nsfwtwt #soboreddeargod

[Mutt @godspeed2040]

Joking about a kink is the easiest way to develop said kink

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

[brainbuster @brxinbusterr]

WHAT LOL

[Derek @sandwich282]

New God of War looks awesome thank god (of war)