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[frostandfurious @Nick_Frost]

Nelly Furtado claimed she was "like a bird", however she also claimed to be a "maneater", so it doesn't take a paleontologist or ornithologist to deduce that Nelly Furtado is in fact a Velociraptor

[Ajibola @4jibola]

lately there has been too many days in a row

[shmucks @sandwrites2]

MY CRUSH PTMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭 que el universo ESCUCHE

[Izzy 🪞| Tarot @gingerpisces_]

Your next relationship ‧｡⋆🌻⋆｡‧˚
#Scorpio #Taurus #Leo #Aquarius

- Someone you’ve met a while ago, coworker/classmate vibe
- Being into each other without anyone saying anything at first
- Initials T, S and A are significant such as Cancer and Leo placements !
-Someone that will look intimidating to your eyes as they’re a bit older and way taller than you, looking inaccessible and private as well
- Developing a fast attraction and chemistry despite of the lack of movement
- Early April seems significant or even before for some
- Dark curly hair and very dark brown eyes too, they’ll give black cat energy

[shmucks @sandwrites2]

es que no te lo puedo creer el papa y mi abuela dos gotas de agua

[Diario Trome @tromepe]

🍽️ El papa León XIV pidió cabrito para el viernes y arroz con pato para el domingo en su regreso a Chiclayo. Dos clásicos norteños que ya despiertan expectativa. https://t.co/NY2kZ6dpLv

[Cameron Invierno @ElTitan92]

Por favor que concepto el Papamóvil, solo Batman y el sumo pontífice le ponen nombre a su auto

[shmucks @sandwrites2]

welcome potato 🫶🏼🙂‍↕️

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

¡Buenas noches, Perú! ¡Abramos el corazón!

[lu @nutdans]

está a punto de cantar smooth criminal contra santana después de joderle el ojo a blaine

[Dani @salt_bae69]

Les da NVIDIA que sea un maldito Don Huang

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022) arrives dressed in New Orleans gothic splendour, then gives you Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid sparking like a match near gasoline. It’s lush, wickedly romantic and gloriously theatrical. The pilot is pure gothic perfection.

[Brunella @brunellaism]

nunca olvidemos:

[Hyundai Azera 3.0 V6 2015 @issofoigeniau]

nao é suicidio se você gritar Parkour antes de pula

[Norm @goryoop]

اليوم 11/9

[JuanSe Molina @Juansems]

Una de las grandes certezas de la adultez es que uno nunca termina de barrer.

[Agustina🇦🇷✝️ @_agustinna1905]

Hola, dice el Papa que nos casemos
*enviar*

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

the guilt of a daughter who loves her family deeply but breathes easier when she’s far away.

[elbita🪻 @elbitaaa98]

si yo quiero pero usted no ha visto como está el mercado Santo Padre ore por mí

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

21 and 22 Jump street are both hall of fame comedy movies 😂

[Leo @leo_osn5]

el 31 d diciembre voy a brindar por haberme aguantado semejante año y no haberme pegado un tiro

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.

[Lu @LuMaedx]

Perdón no busco nada casual, necesito algo que se sienta como si nos hubiéramos estado buscando en todas nuestras anteriores vidas