🎃sandy🎃

[Jake @JakeWallinger]

I’d rather be dead in the northeast than alive literally anywhere else in this country

[Brian Dailey @bdailss]

Extra! Extra! Had a blast putting together the look for this years draft 📰

[𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 🕸️🦷 @lookingforbeff]

dreaming of october

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why do landlords charge pet rent??? my dog don’t even got a job

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Celebrating our guy.

Get yours now: https://t.co/LdWFfsvPoI

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

Adulting is actually a madness, why am I scheduling dinners with friends five weeks in advance because we’re too busy?

[PurpleUnkindness🐦‍⬛ @PBJordan87]

I just got sad thinking about how Blac Chyna will never be able to take her kids to chick-fil-a 😔😔 Damn

[V @VannahFrancess]

the cashier at trader joe’s asked me why I had so many lemons. I told him I like to peel them like an orange & eat with some salt. he just smiled and stopped talking to me … 😭😭😭

[miguel @itshemiii]

never turn your back on him

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

The best around imo.

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Got a feeling. 🔥

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

Time to build.

[. @muuhaameedadel]

the older i get, the more i realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some of these people are just....wow

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I asked for two tortillas with my chipotle bowl and the dude winked and handed me them and said “on the house” so yeah you could say the weekend is about to pop the fuck off

[backwoods barbie @mayofraud]

world is ending in a few decades and people still doing Keto… have some Doritos baby

https://t.co/PJHbmRdD7x