Sandy

Writer, Marketer & Entrepreneur. Mom. USC Grad - Fight on!

[Sandy @sandylynnmb]

@Allegiant Hello. I urgently require assistance. I’ve just returned home from an Allegiant flight and realize I’ve left something extremely important in the overhead bin. Please DM me.

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@Walgreens Backpedaling when share price tanks. Typical and pathetic.

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@QuePasaFoods Hello. Have you recently changed the recipe or cooking method of your tri-colour Carnivale Tortilla Chips?

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@Reitmans Loving this ad with 23-year old women and a 58 year old man. Reitmans, do better.

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@CollinRugg Collin, are you familiar with how a business works or only through your high school field trips?

[Regan Budig @regs177]

Try watching this without smiling

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@Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk Liz wants a date, clearly

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@MagicalXavi @elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@elonmusk Go to work and stop fucking around you absolute fool

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@LindseyGrahamSC Lady G - you doth protest too much, methinks

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@elonmusk Never could’ve imagined following this loser but now here to watch the implosion and LOVING EVERY MINUTE

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@bumble Hives access should not only be limited to those in geographic area. What about those people who live/work in different cities or travel often. What a terrible idea, especially for those from smaller towns.

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@ropeb_unny @DevSecOpsPete @wb40buckets @shirtsthtgohard Fun fact: Every parent who lets their child get mauled by the family pit bull says “But he was always so friendly!”

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@IBankCA Hello. Your website references seven FDC partners for small business loans but there are no names or contact details. Would you have this information? Have tried phoning but no luck. Thank you.

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@RivoliToronto Hello Rivoli. I have an important question but there is no contact # anywhere for you. Is this account monitored?

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@Jim_Jordan Lol someone missed 10th grade economics

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@SLXTH666 Sweetie, you’re outed and given that all employers Google search job candidates, you’ll never work again. Incredible to watch 🍿

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@weddingsbyvero @MargKezSmith @BBCNews Get your head out of your ass, William is alone too. Lol

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@BBCNews Kate is home too but good try further demonizing Meghan. Pathetic. Fire your Twitter intern.

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@andrewray10 @BBCNews You moron