Sandy Phlapps

Geriatric, old and opinionated

[Sandy Phlapps @sandyphlapps]

#BRITVOTEZAYN

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@GreggsOfficial my dogs just been sick did u want me to save it so you can make a new pasty?! Probably taste similar to the new veg one

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I've been boiling eggs all morning to wrap in foil and give to the grandkids! #payback #HappyEaster

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@Pringles multi purpose tubes.. not only do they bring me internal pleasure but they dun'avvvv taste great!!! #flavour #duckface

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@Megan_Mckenna_isnt this you? #PointlessCelebrities

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@PasqualeTotaro @MDatzberger @alecoscino @Hakflak @GaiaGaudenzi Looks like how I feel after one too many gin and tonics! #cheekytipple

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@GreggsOfficial the change in vegetable pasty has left a bitter distaste in my mouth.and no it's not my new polygrip for my dentures! #yuk

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@PostOffice Nearly as long as it took me to climax for the first time! #husbandsnotapleaser

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@VisitBristol I really like cross stitch

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@ITV2Hounds I like this show, sometimes I let my dog out and shout release the hounds on unsuspecting kids playing on my lawn. #angrywesty

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@LidlUK I should have bought two. One for a salad and one for spare #crazycucumber

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@Waelkr1 @Jilliemary @malbapalo @fevziates3 @shoteck @LFSRS @Marisol2224 @alaura2015 @seaweed115B @ALISHWETER @rosemgjf @Jana3990 @ingridpianta8 @GoncaloValva10 @pasajjero @GabiTM1DN @Shaker_God @kimcarsom @albertoso50 @NUAZ1LGlhfit3Gp @karlaRejane28 @djombic_ @vivaciousStar2 @PapaPorter1 @cpjjs4 @sputnoff @mdaburaihangazi @LudMarx1 @SalvOasi @arybeteus @KedmaHelena1 @MovieErotic @SophiaTm1dn @mudzwhite_ @MGWV1OO @OnlyGod85908339 @BabcockAlan @ivymarina1 @vicman093 @BestReweets @ldys_ledys @tatysolcito @tataran1000 @AdryMMP @Chuca_85 @OneWorldOneTeam @ifarmlife Is that for me? That's just what I need to wet my whistle before I get down on all fours #scrubbinglife #housework

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@rickygervais @RosaTrunk @pupaid In my opinion, animals that break the law should be behind bars. Why should we treat them different? #naughtypuppies!

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@IMPL0RABLE I'm definitely anti-trump! I don't worry about it now though, my Berts passed so my nights are trump free. #flatulencefree#toot

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@DeliciousFoodPi That sounds interesting I've never had buffalo! Is it a bit like cow? #moomoo

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@JacobsSnacks @asda These sound delish! Can't wait to try them! I eat strawberries and cream on crackers with my husband when we're feeling bit fruity! #foodfun

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@_RealSeal Gary looks a bit strange. Was he dropped?

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@Seal do dogs think seals are dog mermaids?

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I often use my walking stick as a light saber to clear my path @tescos #TheLastJedi

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.@LidlUK