Chintan Patel

UCLA MFE | Fixed Income Mkts(US/Brazil), E-mini S&P, ZN Trader | Violinist 🎻| Foodie | F1, CSGo
Also I have a thing for numbers & puzzles

Spirit animal: Otter

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

“For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chain, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”
-Nelson Mandela

Here have a 3-minutes read

https://t.co/H3VeAIan2Q

[M Lebon @LongTplexTrader]

When you been firing 1 lots and making bank and then go 10 lots because you are so damn confident and arrogant …… and the Trump tweet 😃

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@DTDCIndia @abhishek_chuck if I am getting my package by tomorrow I am not waiting for anymore delays and going legal route for this!

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@DTDCIndia the most garbage logistics service company in India. All delays no accountability of anything and I still do not know where my package is!
The customer service representatives hanging up multiple times and no response!
#dtdcshippingbullshit

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@DTDCIndia …any update of my package whereabouts! Good luck defending that.
#dtdcshippingbullshit

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@DTDCIndia @abhishek_chuck This is the level of service being run under your leadership. Complete and utter incompetence. I saw DTDC’s social media page has a large number of customers are raising complaints about repeated delays. This is not an isolated issue anymore…..

[rania @omgverstappen]

“max gets glazed only by his fans”

niki lauda tipping his hat to max at just 18 years old after his masterclass of a drive in brazil in 2016 calling him the talent of the century btw:

[DCP @Dcpcooks]

I am today years old in learning that in the past 45 years December has marked the peak for the market 53% of the time.

HT to @EconstratPB and his always calm market commentary and insight

Considering I’ve been trading the markets for a living 42 of those 45 years I should have know this

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@FormulaUR_ Redbull is faster in sector 3 than Merc, Max could've been on pole

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@FDataAnalysis @GeorgeRussell63 @Max33Verstappen @JMP_software Bro where do you get the raw telemetry data from Im trying to model the quali lap prediction it would be very useful

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@awealthofcs The past 15days were the one where you must think like a trader rather than Investor.

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@IndiGo6E Sent

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

@IndiGo6E I was traveling from Miami to Mumbai connecting in Doha. As I reached in Mumbai today at 3:30am I came to know that one of my bag has not been loaded from Doha. Now the thing is as registered my bag missing complaint, Ms Hafsa told me Ill get the bag by 11am today.

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

facing the same issue at the airport with different flights.

[Chintan Patel @saneJokerrr]

Im a frequent traveler and this has happened second time. It would be better for me to travel through other airlines that does not involve @IndiGo6E whatsoever and advise others the same. I’m posting this to bring attention to this incompetence treatment as there were many people

[ؘ @i33lerc]

there’s something so undiagnosed about him 🩷

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Most surreal photos you'll ever see - thread 🧵

1. Eruption on Mount Etna gives the illusion of a Phoenix in the sky

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

The best rated cuisines in the world:

🇮🇹 Italy - 4.72
🇬🇷 Greece - 4.68
🇪🇸 Spain - 4.59
🇯🇵 Japan - 4.59
🇮🇳 India - 4.54
🇲🇽 Mexico - 4.53
🇹🇷 Turkey - 4.52
🇺🇸 US - 4.51
🇫🇷 France - 4.51
🇵🇪 Peru - 4.51
🇨🇳 China - 4.49
🇧🇷 Brazil - 4.49
🇵🇹 Portugal - 4.47
🇵🇱 Poland - 4.44
🇩🇪 Germany - 4.37
🇮🇩 Indonesia - 4.37
🇭🇷 Croatia - 4.33
🇦🇷 Argentina - 4.33
🇰🇷 South Korea - 4.31
🇻🇳 Vietnam - 4.31
🇭🇺 Hungary - 4.26
🇷🇴 Romania - 4.25
🇵🇭 Philippines - 4.25
🇮🇷 Iran - 4.23
🇷🇸 Serbia - 4.23
🇬🇪 Georgia - 4.23
🇨🇿 Czech Republic - 4.21
🇧🇬 Bulgaria - 4.20
🇬🇧 England - 4.18
🇹🇭 Thailand - 4.16
🇧🇪 Belgium - 4.14
🇳🇱 Netherlands - 4.10
🇦🇹 Austria - 4.09
🇩🇿 Algeria - 4.33
🇩🇰 Denmark - 4.05
🇿🇦 South Africa - 4.03
🇸🇾 Syria - 4.23
🇧🇦 Bosnia - 3.99
🇲🇾 Malaysia - 3.99
🇱🇧 Lebanon - 3.99
🇺🇦 Ukraine - 3.98
🇵🇸 Palestine - 3.98
🇧🇩 Bangladesh - 3.97
🇱🇹 Lithuania - 3.96
🇹🇼 Taiwan - 3.96
🇵🇾 Paraguay - 3.96
🇵🇰 Pakistan - 3.96
🇹🇳 Tunisia - 3.95
🇺🇾 Uruguay - 3.95
🇸🇰 Slovakia - 3.94

*According to audience votes for ingredients, dishes and beverages.