simon

22 he/she/they -
if youre under 18, get lost.

[woah its ivy @eyeveethedog]

can y'all stop talking about "uncle pussy"
it just keeps making me think about trans men that are older than me & I get super hard

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Y’all ever think about how the phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave

[rei @yuuhengs]

cant wear a tank top with no bra around my girlfriend because she becomes The Toucher

[Winter🦊 @fowxsie]

guy force feeding me edibles until i can’t move then fucking my brains out send tweet

[🎃 doormat ⚠️ busy w/ comms! @goslingartt]

whoever said to start sexualizing erectile dysfunction i hope you get your pussy ate out every night

[darcy 💜🐈‍⬛ @darcyserval]

fwb told me when she was telling ppl abt me she said “she fried most of her brain cells but she’s an incredible piece of fuckmeat”. oh ok . im getting rave reviews

[the sniper enjoyer @mpregjfk]

did somebody say sexualizing erectile dysfunction..... ? .... 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[nanda 13 ͙͘͡★ @nan4shee]

gosto de usar decote pra ficar olhando meus próprios peitos

[Spooky Nicole Smith (Whorror era) @Y2Komrade]

I love dick pics but not in a sexual way I’m just kinda nosey

[robin 🪺 @shitpoetic]

not a foot guy on their own but i definitely understand the appeal in a using-the-whole-animal way

[𝓖𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓢𝓷𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻 👻 @GojoFeetSniffer]

Bonding over being a pervert with your friends is kinda awesome

[jade 💚 @4ng31d0g]

sometimes you can touch a girl's penis and she'll like it. but sometimes she doesn't like it so watch out

[poc white girl @b0nerbat]

Unironically I am into this now let's include other oddly specific things like a gloved hand even and a dead eye stare during the whole thing

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i don’t have casual sex because i don’t want to clean my room just to not have an orgasm

[simon @sanguinemouse]

@TEMPTRESSKEMI @PuppysCals girl give us measurements, is big 7 inches or 10

[Jay🌟 @wrdJays]

when she asks for soapy dick pics but its just a trap to get me to shower #nothappening

[kitten .ೀ @kittttyspaws]

not ovulating anymore and im constantly horny i think i just might be a fucking pervert