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fat american. not tricking you.

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@alfranken sick children stay home. children who stay home are homeschooled. homeschooled children are taught by Mothers. Mothers who homeschool their children stay home. isn't this just part of the bigger picture here?

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@1capplegate @BravoTV @Sethrogen Ep 1 had me absolutely squealingggg with glee! It's so damn good!

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@NCTreasurer @SamaritansPurse Beware Evangelical Christian hate groups bearing gifts.

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@WRAL idk, man. this kind of service needs to be supervised closely b/c all the contract DL offices I've had to deal with in Eastern NC are run by mean unprofessionals with inconsistent hours, and inefficient work habits.

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@AvivaKlompas in what universe is Clonazepam a date rape drug? unbelievable

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@KodyKinsley @KodyKinsley literally out here saving the lives of the working poor! Thank you so, so much Mr. Secretary for all that you do ❤️

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@hwinkler4real LOL, muriel puce from auntie mame!

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@TamarHaspel @lisajpetrie exactly! i saw the word "extruded" and thought, "what? my rigatoni?" 🤣

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@amateurgourmet i once choked on a lobster claw rubber band floating in my bisque at this place 🤣

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@ZaleskiLuke forget that, how did 74 million insist we get past this?

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@1x10e6 @grbroussard @PalimenoForGAD1 @DylanOgline how dare you pretend to know what the fuck you're talking about while you casually omit the fact that the biggest corporate welfare recipients are Samsung, Boeing, Walmart, and General Electric. and that's just to name a few

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@Toure @amuse has over 200k followers including @NPR. WITAF?

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@NCWildlife thanks for the jinx, bro

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@nolacampanella mine hit a pedestrian in june, 2009 @ valencia. it was the last streetcar of the night and at full capacity. as soon as the driver stopped every single person ran off into the night except the driver, the guy who got hit, and me and the BF. crazy.

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@AutumnRPoirier @OKWildlifeDept if they're as long as a dollar bill, leave, 'em alone. they fine.

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@VICENews what does everyone expect? house of redstone 🙄

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@amateurgourmet @FedExHelp people are so disappointing

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@Kanopy @A24 do you have a feature on the sign-up page that will verify first whether or not your library participates? if this is already there, it's not easy enough to locate.

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@PeterDiamandis and orthorexia nervosa is a pathological obsession. remember folks, medical professionals are not infallible.

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@johnlevenstein lawyer: would you say you believe in the power of a David and Goliath type of outcome?

me: I'm sorry, Goliath and who?

lawyer: good day, ma'am