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Helvetican American and nearly 100% human.

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@marlene4719 For the full ensemble, she should also wear a diaper and a fake bandage on her ear.

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@FrankConniff I’ve never seen a Vantablack cat before!

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@PiatPod I think Vivek misunderstood the phrase “live stream.”

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@oneunderscore__ Only a matter of time until he is living in the same hotel room for months on end, picking things up with tissues and saving his urine in jars.

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@Lesdoggg @FastandFurio10 I think of them as action comedies.

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@julieklausner What colors would a Jethro tie dyed tee be?

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@hz1_shamsul @feliciaday I just hate doing forks.

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@joncoopertweets Wasn’t he going to get waterboarded years ago? Can we still do that?

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@KevinMKruse

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@Helennon1

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@breyyyattt Make sure the boy learns what double elimination means.

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@ScotiBot @bearsavo @VicedRhino Found On Rubbish Dump

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@hemantmehta I’m betting George Santos has saved more.

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@KimthK9 @TakeThatDarwin From about 1921 to 2021. Algeria was the last country to ban it. ☹️

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@CSGersbeck @DumbIndustries This should prove once and for all that you are not the same person.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE “Look at me! I’m the flying sub from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea!”

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@KellyPearsall3 Brain drain!

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@MJMcKean I bet you have all 13 volumes of his 10 volume collected short stories.

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@AccountableGOP “That time I stormed the beach on D-Day was really something.”

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