Santa Pedo

Hello! I'm the real Santa Claus. I share with you all my thoughts and many other things.

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How I feel like this morning
#MondayMorning #HateMorning #IMissMyBed

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#DontStopAtTheHouse when the chimney is too small... otherwise the kids will have to push you & everyone will make fun of you for years 🙄

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It’s already the end of the #weekend. Feel sad about it ? Look at these cuties santa #cat and you’ll feel better.
#nationalcatday

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Hey kids! Here’s a sneak peek of last night, #drunk as usual. Hope you had fun as well.

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Morning! #HappyHalloween in advance, what do you think of my costume for tonight ?

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Like this cat version of me, I love #dougnuts, keep that in mind kids
#BlackCatDay

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@NuneNaughty I know, right ?

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It’s fridaaaaay ! Get ready for the #weekend !
#FridayFeeling #friyay

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I don't know if i should be glad or afraid of this pumpkin 🤔
#NationalPumpkinDay

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@El_Huracan_1 @WWETLC17 You were cute as a child 😏

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Morning folks ! Don’t be #grumpy, weekend is almost here ! #Thursdaythoughts

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Just went to the #hairdresser, what do you think about my new fresh & silky beard ? It’s as soft as a cloud <3

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I still don’t understand why they refused my application #DancingOnIce

[Your Christmas Countdown @christmas_clock]

ONLY 2 MONTHS UNTIL #CHRISTMAS EVE! 🎄🎅⭐️
👇👇 Click the link to see the LIVE countdown🕒 https://t.co/08kJVAWqc2

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I really should get rid of my beer belly before #christmas
#TuesdayThoughts

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Morning folks. M-2 before #Christmas !!! #soexcited #cantwait #socool #beready #imcoming #youpi

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And kids, feel free to come to my home to escape the zombies apocalypse so I won’t stay alone ;) #TheWalkingDeadUK

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So happy to live far from the common world, a least in case of zombies apocalypse I’ll be safe
#TheWalkingDeadUK

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Good morning folks ! Remember I only eat food from @Fortnums, just sayin’

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If you don't want me to do the same mistake with you, send me your #christmas letter asap. Thanks xx