Saphira Kelley

Freshman at Pinion State University! Blue dragon (no, not the fire-breathing kind!)

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

What happened today was an aberration. I'm sorry to all the countryfurs of mine, and both teams' fans, who had to witness madame Tetreault's actions today. I'd say I'm low-key impressed she still packs such a punch, but a) I already knew she did; and b) I'm not condoning it.

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@DatLinsang I meant the bridges of any women who may or may not have ever held out hope for you...

if any had still existed.

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@DatLinsang Jesus, Adam... talk about running full Scorched Earth over your bridges...

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@DatLinsang It's called a "roast," Tevela :3c

...though your past with women does you no favours either

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@DatLinsang 1 - "Me"
2 - "Me but in the bedroom"
3 - "She has a better jumpshot than I do"
4 - "She lets me stay alive"
5 - "He didn't make a redhead hate him"

Solved it :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@TheLadyBlack0 So you're saying bring you 50 bags lf these every time our teams meet. Got it. :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@JackBaker_99 It means they wanna give you a belly rub until you wag so hard you break quantum physics and act dimb. Kinda like how Lady seems to go so fast she breaks the sound barrier when she gets nuggets. :3c

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@3XThreatTerry Doofus. :3c

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Me whenever @3XThreatTerry says basically anything :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@3XThreatTerry Don't make me come over there and vacuum your face for a whole season. Gonna be coming out looking like a Borzoi when you're done :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@adgemartin Eeeeeeeeeeeeeears

You forgot about the other six teams: the media team, the team of doubters, the team of the “defending champion” curse, the team of free agent uncertainty, the team of the injury gods, and of course, the team of potential chemistry offbalance :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@WallaBBaller CALLIEEEEEEEEEEE

Finals-winning shot, dunk champ, safe to say it’s gonna be a lot harder to forget who you are after that :3ccc

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@longtooth_b1tch I hope you think about how you proved you still have major game, Wendy :3c

….imgonnarefrainfromtryingtothinkofanicknameforyou

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@Berty_LW Look, Jellybean, I don’t make the rules, but if anything the universe has a weird sense of humour. :3c

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@SluggyQuaatsch @AnikaTonpo Sluggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Nikkiiiiiiiiiii! I’m really proud of you despite you guys coming up just a little bit short. That was a great series! I know you’re sad, but that proved you’re more than capable of running the FBA next year :3c

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@Berty_LW Shoot for making the finals and we can settle it on the court. But barring that, I’m definitely coming to bap you later, you actual dingus :3c

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@adgemartin Ears!!!! Imagining those giant ears of yours somehow fitting into a space helmet is a funny mental image, not gonna lie, but good for you! Also, don’t assume Celery is getting a ring if he has to face us :3cc

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@HanielLemur I love him and I told him I was sorry I took it too far by calling him Adam, but you should definitely powerbomb the shaggy doggo. I just love the mental image :3c

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@ElizaMaeduPont @DatLinsang @3XThreatTerry It’s Adam. What do you *think* he’s doing? :3c

[Saphira Kelley @Saphearless]

@3XThreatTerry No, I said that to make a point that sometimes you’re just as ignorant and crotch-brained as he is.

It’s called a *statement,* daahling :3c