Bill Ferguson

Married way out of my league. Used to blow things up, now I’m telling war stories in a classroom. Still don’t know how to ‘adult.’ personal account.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

Had a 3 week mission playing OPFOR at Fort Stewart GA. Our squad’s task was always the night attacks/defenses.

So we had to sleep during the day. In July.

Miserable.

Raider Focus 1999.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Being cold is better than being hot…. You can always put more layers on… You can only take so many off before going to jail.

That one’s free.

[Rachelle Morris @rachelle_morris]

I hope this poster is found in kids’ bedrooms across the country for the next 20 years.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

#LGRW

[NHL @NHL]

2️⃣ POINTS FOR THE @DETROITREDWINGS!

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@EODHappyCaptain Teachers using AI…but not checking it.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@GrizzledBastard My middle schooler said she would just die if I worked at her school.

But I’ll sign up for high school opportunities soon.

Elementary works so I can pick up my youngest when I’m done. They get out first.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

4 days in a row of substitute teaching.

In a special ed classroom.

I stand by my statement that teachers don’t get paid enough.

Doubling down.

I’m spent.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@GrizzledBastard I’ve done 3rd and 5th grade classrooms so far. Oh,and the in house suspension room…that was unique.

The special ed class (this week)is K-4, handful from each grade.

All in one school district, but 3 different schools.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@wedrings It prepared me for military life.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

I know this officer too

[Fancy_Fancy_Bear @FancyFancyBear1]

Mid GWOT I had an E5 that went to ranger school and failed three times in row before he passed. We were doing six on, six off in Afghanistan and this dude went to ranger school during his six off. This obviously went on three years before he made it. Then he ETS'ed. Happy Man Love Thursday!

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@Lt_Dangle314 @Emilpo_is_down I deny all accusations.

🤣

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

What the?!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"That's a travel."

How many steps from LaMelo? 😭

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@GrizzledBastard I went home every year for Turkey day I could go to until I was married. And then it was every other time…and then, more to my wife’s family. Because they reciprocated more. And it was rarely fun/relaxing at my family’s place.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@Bushwife @McDonalds 🤯

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

I’ve lived nearly half a century and I have yet to try a McRib.

Is this the season?

@McDonalds drive thru is on the way home from swim practice

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

Such a good dog

[Rare 🇺🇸 @RareImagery]

It was a ruff day

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

No notes

[U.S Army WTF! moments @usawtfm]

YR8UP

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

@ArmyMudPuppy @brollbenny @HackingButLegal @daniellamyoung She’s a peach

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

Crazy how that phrase originated from not using your ejected round from doing sports and thinking you get a mulligan at a rifle range.

Maybe that’s why officers don’t wear marksmanship badges…hmm

[Dan @dmbkparker]

Note to those military folks transitioning to the civilian sector.

No one understands the phrase, “does anyone have any alibis?”

But eventually someone will tell you.

[Bill Ferguson @SapperNacho]

Service connected

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Me, trying to remember an important conversation from a week ago

Brain: best I can do is a millisecond of footage from when you were six.