sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking dan and phil would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush and kick your pussy up the wall
“16 year situationship”
the situation:
-own a home together
-work together
-sleep together
-own businesses together
-spend holidays together
-tour together
-go out together
-make each other food/coffee
-listen to each other’s rants/anecdotes
-buy each other sweet gifts
the date: what’s your ideal sunday
dan: so me and my boyfriend wake up at 1pm and then me and my boyfriend consider what we have for brunch and then me and my boyfr-