bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet

cold beer and hot women / was softdnp

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

https://t.co/Wi5V16IZDr

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

bad romance is the new jesus

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

ok so what does platnium tickets mean

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

@holyhowelI trying my hardest to not be bitter as well first time not getting vip #iambrave

[hope ✧ @luvdnpz]

im still on the dan toothless agenda

[cupid @vmpirednp]

merry christmas from lion and the lioness!!!

[eden ⛧ DNP 10/4 @edensnotonfire]

twas the night before hard launch

[bella @grewuphard]

I am gay off that tequila

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

@laniefalls no bc this is insane

[yeahboy19 @vectorfl0urish]

@phanpack

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

wait….. why didnt the calendar appear on my doorstep after purchase

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

presenting the Dan and Phil PHANTASY 2026 Calendar - sort your life out and bathe your eyes in 12 months of magical scenes all beautifully handcrafted by @kickthepj and team

on sale now thank you!! https://t.co/BgIgNkCLzo / https://t.co/LnWenmGr0O / https://t.co/3TDxxJMyrP / https://t.co/0gZH8JZGQL

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

and when i hard launch coming out as a lesbian to the psychiatrist at 15 and my mom arguing im bisexual and pulling this out what then

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

yallve heard somethings gonna happen in may? well. me and dan got married surprise !!!! ❤️❤️😭😭💍🤵👰

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

was talking to a coworker/fellow stylist about dan and phil today at work and he said they should fly me out to london cut their hair

[bug 🫧 most normal girl on the internet @sapphogf]

ok so why did i just catch my cat carrying a 10 dollar bill around the house

[𝐥𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐚��� @leilahlunaa]

"y'all give oomf your phone number??" oomf was my bridesmaid