A parasitic worm has turned this snail into a "zombie" that mimics caterpillars to be eaten by a bird, where it can reproduce inside its GI tract.
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Tried to talk dirty to my wife to initiate sex, and attempted Danny Dyer's line in Human Traffic: 'I can't wait to see your fanny.' She was horrified. Didn't get laid.