Sar_roe

I’ll probably be late.

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

Humans are garbage, love them anyway. Isn’t that what Mother Teresa said?

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

@bc_bullock That’s a real gift

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

@bc_bullock @HandmaidsOnHulu Is there a new season out?!

[Eckhart Tolle Quotes @EckTOLLEQuotes]

Unease, anxiety, tension, stress, worry - all forms of fear - are caused by too much future, and not enough presence. Guilt, regret, resentment, grievances, sadness, bitterness, and all forms of nonforgiveness are caused by too much past, and not enough presence.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

I believe that women should have complete jurisdiction over their bodies. RT

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Making abortion illegal does not prevent abortion. It kills women.

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

@bc_bullock Watch the Ted Bundy Tapes doc on Netflix instead. So chilling!

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

@bc_bullock Agree!!!!

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

Dad is asleep on the couch in the living room, I am napping in my bedroom. Kid comes upstairs and wakes me up to ask for a snack. “I say, can’t you ask your dad?”
“No, he’s sleeping.”
🙄

[NFL @NFL]

50 career starts at @KStateFB.
3-year team captain.
His NFL dreams are about to come true…

But OL Dalton Risner’s (@DaltonBigD71) impact stretches far beyond the football field.

For more about Dalton’s foundation and community work, visit: https://t.co/BPvWSeRAod @RisnerUpF

[RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Fans 🇬🇧 @rpdrukfans]

👏THIS 👏 IS 👏 HOW 👏 YOU 👏 LIP 👏 SYNC 👏 FOR 👏 YOUR 👏 LIFE
https://t.co/EfDCwJfbGO

[Kyle @kyleroed]

Receiving the 2019 Economic Inclusion Champion Award from Grow Cedar Valley was an amazing experience. Helping remove barriers for individuals and helping them succeed makes business sense!

It also happens to be the right thin…https://t.co/aqPTwLShpJ https://t.co/wdu9FHYVHp

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Did not imagine a world where they were able to indict Aunt Becky before Donald Trump.

[UNI Wrestling @UNI_wrestling]

Drew Foster becomes the #PantherTrain's first champion in nearly TWO decades, defeating #6 Max Dean of Cornell! #NCAAWrestling

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

My friends always got mad because I would wake them up when I turned the pages of the Cosmo magazines I read while waiting for them to get their sorry asses up at 1130am

[Rushi Karia @SamatvaCapital]

Things that reduce the odds of long-term success:

+ Saying yes to too many things.
+ Making excuses.
+ Staying up late.
+ Eating poorly.
+ Checking email first thing in the AM.
+ Working more to fix being busy.
+ Buying things you don't have the money for.
via @farnamstreet

[Sar_roe @sar_roe]

@GreggyBennett You forgot Tom Green’s ball jokes

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

America 2019: bread lines for people who *have* jobs