s***

sara, no H.

[James @CaucasianJames]

wasn’t gonna go out tonight but there’s no way in hell i’m not getting drunk for jim’s birthday

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i do not know. how to do my taxes

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

The guy who records sleep sounds

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

it’s called fashion. look it up.

[free palestine and fuck ice @milkglutton_]

babe are u ok u've hardly touched ur fUCKING GAS PEDAL THE SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY ARE YOU GOING 50

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Jesus Me, violently hungover

🤝
Making a legendary
comeback on
easter morning

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day,but the gift have to be less expensive then the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass.

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Shakirah Bourne is mainly on IG (same handle) @shakirahwrites]

I can’t stop laughing at this. At least he’s a confident child 😂😂😂

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that it's a pretty good car.

[ٍ @atksufi]

A child: what’s that?

Me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.

[Butt Light @hippieswordfish]

You can’t believe it’s not butter? Buddy, almost everything is not butter

[M★ @whereiskhi]

you know how mad you gotta be go dislike a video on youtube 😭

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

no way y’all actually eat arby’s, do you need a therapist??

[linc @lincandescent]

dads as soon as they step in home depot

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

european people be like, “driving to france for breakfast xx” meanwhile i drive 8 hours and i’m in the same state... ghetto