sara 🫧

sour, sweet, boring • 25 • she/her

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

♡ ✰ ✫ ♡ ✫ ✰ ♡

[attila the fun @spencestewart]

@thefanscamino i would literally die for all of you

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Who at sally corporate is a joanie playing eyes rn

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

I have just been informed this changed my voicemail to Spanish as well

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Put my phone in Spanish to help me learn and I’ve already accidentally purchased something I meant to add to a wishlist 😭

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@ITHlNKILIKEYOU Ironically, a Spanish book 💀

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Put my phone in Spanish to help me learn and I’ve already accidentally purchased something I meant to add to a wishlist 😭

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

When he uses your number at subway so you get the rewards >>>>>

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@gracey_skyler YUHHHH

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@marvmata @gracey_skyler 🤨

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@gracey_skyler 🧍

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Started drinking energy drinks and while they haven’t really affected my energy levels, I have never been able to focus so much so I fear if I were to start taking adderall, I would actually be unstoppable.

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Random Walmart employee was like “damn you on them weights huh?” And i was like yessirrrrr and he was like “I can tell, keep it up” and that was probably the most validating thing a stranger has said to me ever 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Happy pride, first customer today said “yes ma’am” to me then immediately back tracked and was like “I’m sorry I mean what are you?”

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@marvmata Omfg

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Yktv

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

@daphnebIue LMFAO look it’s been brutal

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

I think I’m over my straight girl crush

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Working at Sally’s people would be like how do I color my hair like this without bleach for $20

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

Got double unders today!! Learned that I can no longer wear shorts when jump rope is involved!!

[sara 🫧 @sarabreiners]

I took a break from being insane for 2024. 2025 we’re so back.