Sara 123

Bibliophile complainer

[Sara 123 @saracomplainer]

not giving a f*ck is better than revenge

[Sara 123 @saracomplainer]

ma: I'm terrified of the vertical axis

therapist: why?

me: [screams]

[Sara 123 @saracomplainer]

Sometimes I stare at my framed Master’s degree hanging on the wall and think, “How did I afford that frame?”

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

cashier: paper or plastic

me: i don’t even care if i die

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

I watched my cat play with a ball of yarn for 30 minutes and thought wow cats are so easily entertained. Then I realized I had just watched my cat play with a ball of yarn for 30 minutes.

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

judge: do u swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

me: no

judge: [whispering to bailiff] what now

[Sara 123 @saracomplainer]

Women have to put up with periods, childbirth, and menopause.

What do men have to put up with?