SaraH

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

I SPENT 2 WEEKS LOOKING FOR MY IPAD 😭 😭

[em @DI0RSBABY]

duckling walking over lily pads for the tl

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

[Kenz @Lumigen]

your partner not wanting you to engage in unhealthy behavior (regular drug use, drinking, poor handling of money, hanging around with negative influences, etc) is not being controlling.

I SAID WHAT I SAID

[Jadé✨ @blkjackk]

My dad has been missing since yesterday... please let me know if you’ve seen him or a maroon GMC Sierra pickup around the Houston area.

[Naya @renaya64]

Don’t Skip.
YOU WILL HAVE MONEY TOMORROW

[𝔉𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬 @kingwnocrown]

I ain’t taking no chances. Y’all be blessed

[kem. @Kemmone23]

Maybe not for you, but someone else.

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I FEEL ATTACKED

[Wil Gibb, MD @Wil_Gibb]

YOU CANNOT be “cleared” for a gathering by a negative COVID test

1) Might be too early in course to detect virus
2) ~20% of tests are false negatives
3) You could become infected literally 0.1 seconds after your swab

Sincerely,

An increasingly desperate ER doctor

[rebecca hill @beccidee17]

What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐

[Zito @_Zeets]

This is such an agonizing video