Sarah

she/her. easily distracte

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Even though I’ve abandoned this app and all hope for its return from an X-marked grave, I will come back occasionally to add to this thread. Milo still loves shoes fyi

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Is Milo becoming self-aware

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

resurrecting this thread and my whole account to say: look at his napping position

[GL @gldivittorio]

In honor of being a cancer sun and peak cancer season being upon us, I figured now was the right time to hard launch that I have cancer 🦀

[SAVE A SEAT FOR ME (Simon & Schuster, 2026) @NewBlackMan]

'With Happy Birthday, Stevie Wonder successfully campaigned to honour Martin Luther King Jr with a national holiday, in a long career of socially conscious songwriting, writes Diane Bernard.'

Martin Luther King Day: The song that changed the US https://t.co/7VjqKdiq52

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

computer… enhance

[MoveOn @MoveOn]

Provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act as scenes from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia:

🧵

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

update:

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Mercury has been retrograde for just five days and I’m already fighting for my LIFE

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

@and_mrn and literally always over the dumbest shit too 💀💀

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

The nice older man who lives next door always says “hi, how are you” when we see each other in the hall and when I respond he says “no I was talking to your cat” who is always sitting in the window and he laughs each time like it’s a new joke

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

@pdjakeypoo o right sry bestie

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

cancelled my plans for aug 31st

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

I spent all day being emotional listening to august on loop bc I thought it was the last day of the month and now I just. what do I do now

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

@pdjakeypoo I can send u my mom’s banana nut muffin recipe it’s p good

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

@deathcab4howdy it worked I am mad at him

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Are there any proverbs about sewing where you sleep bc I just lost a needle in my bed and I feel like there should be a little saying to warn against this

[Megan Menchaca @meganmmenchaca]

.@UTAustin's health center used to have information on its website about options for pregnant students to pursue: keeping the pregnancy, adoption or abortion.

But after Roe v. Wade was overturned, @TexasTribune reports the text was removed and replaced with vague instructions.

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Oops I did* it** again

* fell asleep on the couch
** bc this virus is kicking my ass

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

I’m sick as a dog today which meeeeeeans it’s time to tweet through my fav sick day movie, The Princess Diaries 🤧

[Sarah @saraelizardbeth]

Forever disappointed that they give Mia straight hair for her makeover rather than some good curl products