Sara Froi Writes Poetry

She/Her Dog Owner. Wife. Murderino. Ally. I mostly complain a lot.

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“These are the facts. They reveal only that the greatest mysteries lie hidden in what we believe we already know.”

-What Comes After by Joanne Tompkins

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I have completed my challenge of 25 books! https://t.co/tuRg9y62Zk

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I just made myself eggy bread with no seasoning. I then complained to my husband about how I always forget to at least add salt to my cooking.
“I must be super white deep down in my soul.”
“Deep? You’re 50% Norwegian. That’s like the whitest you can get” 😂

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@KyleDDurham Golden birthday baybayy

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@Andy35o Easily

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@sanzard @LiveNation GPS said we’d get here by 7pm until we got off the freeway

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My husband bought me Macklemore tickets for my birthday. However, @LiveNation did such a shitty job managing the event that I missed the only artist I wanted to see

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Mom would have been 68 today.
Or 29.

Take pictures of your mom while you can @ San Diego, California https://t.co/phpK2qjmi9

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Someone was enjoying getting her chinny scratched

#roxxo #dogstagram @ San Diego, California https://t.co/mH8BMLtycB

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@OmarRiverosays @PattyArquette Yes yes yes

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It’s too hot to exist 🫠🫠🫠

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I somehow woke up before my dog today

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Apparently it’s national dog day @ Chalfant Valley, California https://t.co/fu8n6ci9Ep

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You can tell a lot about a town based on what books you find in local thrift shops

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I turned 30 yesterday @ Mammoth Lakes, California https://t.co/ugIzZOdhpV

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I just learned that my husband has had my birthday saved in his calendar since we started dating

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@icaruspendragon But every one is their own main character? 🤔

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Having a husband is a lot like having a child

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She gets me @ San Diego, California https://t.co/AGxjKgtkNI

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How many people who believe in ghosts wear glasses?

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@natecomedy @BroccoliR0b and I almost got into an accident caused by one of these. Bobs honked the horn and signaled she put her phone down and she lost her mind.