Sara Golden

life's tough kid, get a helmet

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

“We have only two jobs in this world. The first is to learn and the second is to cope.” #ShamelessPhilosophy

[JL @JLas43_]

I’m going to need A-Rod to not dislocate Gerrit’s throwing shoulder on national television

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

With Carpenter gone now how will Cole know when to smack the dugout railing

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

I was bawling my eyes out watching the Chris Hemsworth show the next day it all made sense

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do you ever feel super sad and you’re like wow I am the saddest girl in the world and there is no reason for it I am simply tragic but then realize you’re about to get your period and actually that’s the reason and this happens every month yet is mystifying each time

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me after having a conversation with an extrovert who couldn’t stop talking

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

If this is the real this is the most impressive feat in the history of mankind. Not even an exaggeration

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

@HAPPiestSam So painful, took actual years off my life

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

Thank God. These North Carolina boys don’t belong in Portland.

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

Last game in Portland ⌛️

[Noah Monroe @thenoahmonroe]

North Carolina and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Thanksgiving Weekend

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

61 years since 61.

Aaron Judge has written his name alongside Roger Maris in baseball's record books.

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

Watching Matt Smith in both House of the Dragon and The Crown at the same time is just the perfect combination🤌🏼 #TheCrown #HOTD

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes I really think I am the sleepiest girl in all the land with the amount of napping I require before I’m able to socialize

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

Me calmly reacting to the Yankees inability to score runs

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

joey gallo u will always be the funniest man alive

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

Loyalty one way is stupidity. #TheCaptain

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Sara Golden @sarageee93]

Yall forgot about game 6 Klay huh? #WarriorNation

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

The Road Ends Here 📍

#CarolinaFamily | #MFinalFour

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

ROY WILLIAMS IS HYPED AFTER UNC BEATS DUKE https://t.co/3whw5xCaeU