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Watching Girls for the first time. Will update if/when life changes.

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My bf: i do not like love island

Also my bf: why would Melanie ask Sol if she kissed sincere during her chat???

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switching between love island and hate watching the Stanley cup this week gonna go crazy

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@rohmontgomery yay! they’re even genetically older than red ones🤩

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really wish whoever is trying to hack into my Dan and Phil phan account from 2014 would stop like let’s put it to bed

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@rohmontgomery Least fave song to play in the car on aux is get used to it, u know why 💀💀everyone always asks how many more

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@rohmontgomery One of my faves is California and not only bc the piece of ass line and also the way you say “California” in the very beginning is lowkey a great verbal stim I sing it all the time lol

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@rohmontgomery sucks shit is crazy vernacular

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@rohmontgomery Ricky is throwing a Galentine’s day party

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@rohmontgomery well there goes my ricky being a loser in 2026 parlay

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@rohmontgomery and don’t you even THINK about sleeping

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@rohmontgomery damn Ricky you should get promoted

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Got flamed multiple times for pronouncing Naruto wrong, just figured out it’s bc I never watched it and only heard British ppl say it. Thanks @danielhowell and @AmazingPhil

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@rohmontgomery fr I don’t think my mouth would let me call it that

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@tyleroakley when they don’t text back and but u get a gift from them on pokemon go

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@rohmontgomery fr either drink a monster or go to a broadway matinee show

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@rohmontgomery from least to most serious..Scoochie Boochie, old Akon, Pet Symmetry, calum hood’s solo album, new JB album, JID

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@tyleroakley my chungus life with Derek

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@jacksfilms

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They need to limit alcohol on love is blind like they do love island lol