Sarah Glaze

these pretzels are making me thirsty

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

Being a twin is all fun and games until someone you don't know comes up and says hi to you and you have to act like you know who they are

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can you die from being super sleepy

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Shout out to the folks playing with the dog at the party I completely feel you

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

Wouldn’t be Purdue sports if they didn’t break your heart twice in one day

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

What a day to be a boilermaker

1pm- Purdue vs LSU @ the Citrus bowl
7pm - Purdue vs Rutgers @ Mackey

[Citrus Bowl @CitrusBowl]

Well this tweet aged poorly.

[Purdue Football @BoilerFootball]

✅ Old Oaken Bucket
✅ B1G West Division
✅ Indianapolis

𝐁𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐏!

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

combating my seasonal depression one fall food-based item at a time

[Adrienne Ianniciello @adrienneinclo]

“she’s a 10 but” is the premise of most Seinfeld episodes

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

[lauren @winonaddict]

me if I got paid for rewatching gilmore girls

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

The argument that is always made is “women shouldn’t have sex if they don’t want to be responsible for a child” but the same is never said for men. Further proving banning abortions isn’t solely about protecting life, but also controlling what a women does with her body and when.

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

My coffee intake has increased exponentially which must solely be attributed to the fact that I’m currently re-watching Gilmore girls

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

just saw several engagements on my social media and came to the conclusion I have not aged mentally past the age of 16 as I am incredibly shocked by each one that I see

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

@megan_glaze welcome to the dark side 😈

[Sarah Glaze @sarah_glaze]

why did I think that Purdue wasn’t going to break my heart tonight

[meg @megan_glaze]

guess who gets to see sarah on friday :) guess