Sarah Heiderstadt

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@1lastsongtosing @alexastripe6 *Proceeded to tell him about your girlfriend*

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@alexastripe6 Guy: "How much you cost?
Me: "I'm not for sale."
Guy: "How about to rent for the night?"

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

I get why Mary Daly didn't allow men to take her classes. If I constantly thought the stuff she wrote, I would hate men too #TheOpp

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@amgalloway97 I know, I'm playing bingo and I need "build a wall" to win...let's get this going

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@amgalloway97 you know me, all about that racism

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

I just told @nbcwashington who I think is winning. Cast your vote now! #Debates #NBC4DC
https://t.co/3baCw4YNMX

[izzy ☁️ @HackingMinigame]

hillary: racism is bad

trump: In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City,

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@realDonaldTrump has the face expressions of a popular fourteen year old girl #debatenight

[Martin O'Malley @MartinOMalley]

Remember: ISIS uses @realDonaldTrump in their recruitment videos for a reason #DebateNight

[Martin O'Malley @MartinOMalley]

If @realDonaldTrump worries about outsourcing jobs, why doesn't he make his own products in America? #debatenight

[Philip Bump @pbump]

Hillary Clinton’s adult life began in 1965, the year ISIS was formed in Vietnam.

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@AndreaCasaretto @Kayraefee come back to Iowa!! I wanna have coffee, reading dates with you two

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

After that reading, nuclear war that destroys all humanity might not be a bad idea #SimpERC

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@Kayraefee @mollymonk4 @AndreaCasaretto that was pretty epic. Might change that to my ringtone

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

Oh no...I think I'm starting to care about CIA cliques and politics #SimpERC

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

@AndreaCasaretto @Kayraefee WITHOUT US???!?!!!?!

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

https://t.co/Ki54I6QJWg #SimpERC

[Sarah Heiderstadt @sarah_heidersta]

"Why can't we all just get along?" Oh right, the world sucks #SimpERC

[Molly @notrealMolly]

Ted Cruz doesn't believe in the existence of celiac. It's time for me to not believe in the existence of his brain. https://t.co/Bi5nyxanMk