sarah laster

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[sarah laster @sarah_laster]

“She’ll eat anything, she’s from the Midwest” -LM

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I’ve been in Vegas officially 1 year today

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Something about substitute teaching make me want Taco Bell so bad

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“They must be selling pussy AND heroin at the Red Collection bc I have NEVER seen it so crowded”

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I love twitches ⭐ 🌙

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Yeehaw 🤠

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Certain resellers deserve jail/death

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my apartment complex has the sprinklers on, on earth day 🤦🏻‍♀️

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“Maybe I’m just a hater; I was born a hater, I will die a hater” -LCM 😂

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If you put your suitcase on your bed you’re dirty af

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Hotness should be a factor on flight upgrades

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Nothing like a crisp 5:30am @pepsi to get the day started

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“It’d be like a coffee without a cigarette, just not right man.”

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Mike made me banana 🍌 bread 10/10

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@PapaJohns why did you cancel my order right before my dash driver picked it up? Her and I are both confused?!

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#MAKESAMHOMELESS2023

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Deanna: “I got bit by a sloth”
Sam: “did it bite you fast or slow?”

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Girls room in destin: “Pussy so wet I need a panty liner” 😳

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Flight attendant: “normally I’d do a pre take off call but we’re a little delayed so I’m going to wait until we’re in the air to get you liquored up.” I love her

[sarah laster @sarah_laster]

LOOK AT HER!!!!