Sarah Edwards

I don’t really know yet.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

I spend more time spooning my dog than I do interacting with other human beings and I'm not sorry.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

@whipgawdlegend Can confirm you are not the only one. If I have to watch her act like an angsty martyr as she predictably defeats the bad guy with her “force” while everyone freaks out because her nose is bleeding one more time, I’ll lose it.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

I am convinced that some companies create a “customer service” department just to say they have one, and intentionally leave you in a purgatory of confusion and lack of assistance.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

People who like mouth sound ASMR, are y’all okay?

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

@ohmyyemilyy @charlesn898 @ecks @ElyKreimendahl This reply. Oh my Lord.😭🤣

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

For this reason, I frequent/support this business as little as I possibly can.
Moral of the story, be aware of the types of people you give your business to. Just because the product is good doesn’t mean the heart behind it is.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Something I think about a lot. Texarkana used to have a culinary, baking program that strictly employed/taught homeless people a trade. It saw numerous homeless individuals obtain a job, stability, and a home. And let me tell you, they were SUPERB at what they did!

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

This is alleged, in my opinion, as I wasn’t in the room. However, a large part of me can’t help but feel that these board particular members had a heavy hand in shutting down a very helpful, very successful program out of greed.

[ēdē @theidi_]

Airbnb was appealing when it was low rate. Now its the same as a hotel. Whats the point lol

[J.P. Edwards @chatJPE]

Can’t wait to see Robert Battinson.

#TheBatman

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

iPhone needs to add a 2% warning cause that 10% warning does NOT scare me enough

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

I learned to finger knit, so consider goal #376 complete.💪🏻

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Life Goal #377: write a beginner knitting manual for insomniacs titled “Under the Cover of Knit”
Life Goal #376: learn to knit.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Depressed, Sarah. You were depressed.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

You ever get so stressed out that you stop being stressed? Is this some weird coping mechanism that nobody told me about? Has my brain officially had enough? What is going on? I can name at least 10 time sensitive things I should be working on but I’m in the tub face masking it.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Christians projecting their own convictions onto other Christians (or people in general) and judging them for it based on out of context scripture is ✨gross✨

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

I don’t know which privileged white mom needs to hear this today, but your bottomless mimosa drunk brunch crew isn’t a “tribe.” Here’s your Aztec print leggings and your chevron sweater. It’s going to be okay.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Unpopular opinion: Sunday morning is better spent in devotional time deepening your understanding of your beliefs than attending a toxic church environment just to tick off the “I go to church” box. I’m not saying church isn’t important, but it should be healthy.

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Absolutely nobody in their right mind:
Apple: okay, but what if we made the use of the internet search completely impractical and moved the search bar to the bottom of the screen?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Okay I’m listening

[Sarah Edwards @sarah_peyton]

Things that aren’t a cult but feel like a cult:

Taylor Swift’s fan base.