Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄

I don’t even know anymore

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

take my hand…. stay joann….

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

@ManderMander LOL thank you for this

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

Making a New Year’s resolution to ride my bike more and then totaling my car
🧑‍🍳😘🤌🏼

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

he’s perfect

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not dating for marriage i’m dating so i can trade my spiced peaches for his sweet onions and he can do some light maintenance on my schoolhouse

[Accept This Rose @IWatchBachelor]

This man was knitting a literal red flag and I was too blind to see it

#thebachelorette #bachelorette

[Lakewood Police Dept. @LakewoodPDCO]

Thankfully there was only one minor injury. Several people were able to dive out of harms way. The driver, an instructor at the business, was cited for a traffic violation.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

"note to the casting directors: margot robbie isn't the right actress to cast when making this point"

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

she sang this for *me* 😌

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🎶| @TaylorSwift13 performed "Picture To Burn" for the first time in 13 years last night

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Broad Street Market was the community here in Harrisburg — a place to get food, a place of fellowship, and a place where neighbors gathered.

We’re going to rebuild the brick building and Broad Street Market will return stronger and better than before.

https://t.co/fdhDeE34sq

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

When I say I’m “going to the farmers market” what I really mean is I’m buying donuts

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!!

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

Oh no it’s not a bit anymore 😭

[Sarah Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼🎄 @sarah_sosilly]

Really committed to the bit

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Next time I open up to somebody it’ll be at my autopsy.