Sarah Steimer

Freelance writer and editor. All pizza opinions are my own.

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Wow imagine having bangs in this weather

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💩💩💩 https://t.co/maD4U1NU1C

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Thanks to @danielralston and @Aarktica for chatting with me about cocktail business cards for @thetakeout https://t.co/dpAznLY0Kh

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My local NPR station playing Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" as background transition music this morning during their election coverage is killing me

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Wrote about Olivia Wilde's special (horny???) salad dressing https://t.co/GZuaFZLlgG

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I am very serious when I say this is now part of my personality

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I Never Want to Eat Anything Without Preserved Lemon Paste Again https://t.co/cgML3lUND1

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Why are we smearing food on our faces? When will my wine lips become acceptable? Who are you to judge? https://t.co/zgLUApwB6v

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I have been wheezing

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99% of movies don't have a better ending than this 😂

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The latest issue of @ChicagoMag has my interview with @bikelaneuprise about bike safety (or the lack thereof) in Chicago https://t.co/9QLbZlQTzP

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I'm on the politics beat now

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Everything Wrong With Dr. Oz’s Crudités https://t.co/ue7Bs1dXGU

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This smells exactly the way you’d think

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7 Pink Foods You Need for Your Barbiecore Party https://t.co/tj6sxBBGmB

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I tried the toilet chocolate

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These Luxury Chocolates Came From the Same Place as Your Toilet https://t.co/OWtm9HkEfJ

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Frantically googling “what will they do with the giant ketchup bottles from heinz field”

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I tried to use my dad as a source and he wasn't really having it

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What Are ‘Hunky’ Foods? https://t.co/m3VQjE5vwm

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@BriannaWellen I actually cannot recommend this enough!! There are Groupons!!

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A cold beer in a hot sauna was revelation!!

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You Can Soak Your Whole Body in Brew at a Beer Spa https://t.co/F5llOxAquW

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Soup is not a summer food. SOUP IS NOT A SUMMER FOOD.

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The Invisible Marketing Strategies Behind Your Favorite Food Brands https://t.co/SxWK28gxyy

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I pulled this together and now I’ll be staring into the middle distance for a while, low-level grateful to live here (Illinois) but mostly distraught

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U.S. Senator Dick Durbin said the Senate Judiciary Committee will hold a hearing—planned for July 12—on the “grim reality” of post-Roe America.

Today, Illinois officials are sparing no words.

https://t.co/bodSenEALL

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I’m doing the lord’s work

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Wendy’s New Strawberry Frosty Doesn’t Taste New At All https://t.co/76Wkc96soC

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One of my favorite writers (and... we're friends???) is now a regular contributor!

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Read my new column on @ChicagoMag ~dot com~! I'll be writing about the game Justin and I play where we roll dice to determine which @cta train stop we spend the day exploring. 🚅✨

"All Hoots, No Agendas" https://t.co/1L8fTllSAk

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@chi_geek Who says you can’t?