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When my parents tell me no

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Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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Did you get a hair cut?

No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible.

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So true. 😔

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if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too

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am i the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides

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When your phone goes off in class and everyone starts coughing to cover up the ring tone from the teacher. Well done team

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2 headphones in: don't talk to me
1 headphone in: don't talk to me
no headphones in: don't talk to me

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That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.

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@Ted__Mosby95 hahaha my mate nath is doing that! :P sorry was out, im too tired been up since 6 maybe tomorrow :P x

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@Ted__Mosby95 hahahha yeah will do ;) x

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@Ted__Mosby95 good! :D hahaha awesome kiddd! :D what u doing? x

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@Ted__Mosby95 whattttt thats shit :/ dont have a fucking clue haha havnt got no letters or nothing :/ x