sarah werbowecki

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Y'all know you want to see @FredVanVleet and the VanVleet's at #NBAAllStar

⭐️ 1 RT = 2 Votes

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@mattikimatiki You mix red and blue

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@mattikimatiki Exactly!!

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@mattikimatiki I’ll be sure to send mine direct !!!

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Started THINKING about finishing Christmas shopping, got tired and bought myself a present instead.

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The sigh of relief when the Buzzfeed quiz says 2019 will bring me lots of money. That is where I’m at financially.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.

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I think short films might be my new thing because I can no longer make it through a feature-length film without having to pee

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Is this @chrissyteigen

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@TheReal_Kironde ❤️❤️

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@sallymellis Ignorance is bliss, I guess

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@sallymellis WHAT is the true reason behind the order? I need to know.

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Hailey and Justin vactioning every place I am but in the opposite order of me is not a mood

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@TheReal_Kironde Eeeeek 🙄

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

[googles “slaying lewks”]

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Every time I meet an American on this trip I just want to ask their political stance before actually talking to them

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I shouldn’t have had to pay $90 for a new license photo, my eyebrows at 16 were punishment enough. Anyone between 20 and 25 deserves one freebie.

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Don’t worry Mitchell, there’s always next year #ROY

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Hearing Teenage Dirtbag and it’s not immediately followed by “FAILING UPWARDS!!” @failingupwards

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@beelack I’ve never related to anything more in my life, ever https://t.co/tJFUIW3UXU