Sarah Young

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

@Pink what milk did you have at dinner?

[Zoe vs. the Universe @zoevsuniverse]

Me: How many chicken nuggets do you want tonight?
7yo: 100
Me: As a guide, you usually have 4-6
7yo (thinking): 30

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I wonder if TI himself gets a hymen check, as he's clearly a cunt.

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

Yaaaaaasssss ❤️

[nick grimshaw @grimmers]

MORRRNNIINNGGGGGGGG! #HideAndSeek day 2 let’s do thiiissss

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

@NetflixUK & Danny Champion of the World & Magic Finger!?!?

[Patricia Zengerle @ReutersZengerle]

Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

Are they at that school with the water fight tomorrow!? #hideandseek @Radio1

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

Loving Radio 1 again! Just like the good old days so I'm guessing that they've circled back round and came back to Stupid Street #throwback #ohwhatsoccuring #hideandseek

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 https://t.co/iwPqJ7nx1T

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

@ReelQuinn My mum taught 4 siblings back in the day, something like: Violet, Indigo, Scarlet, Daniel

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

When you finally win something good 😊 @TheSocialChain #MWLive

[Sarah Young @sarah_young]

Will Varley aye. Beers on Son @beanstoast

[Ash (an female) ⚪️ @adult_mom]

Nothing like eating a healthy salad for lunch so that I can be hungry and mad all day

[Jamie Underwood @Jamieunderrwood]

Scariest dog I’ve ever seen 😬💀😂

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

How people walk when they’re:

DATING *holding hands*
ENGAGED *arms locked*
MARRIED *one person is 5 feet in front of the other and yelling back at them for parking so far away*

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

Date: I'm pretty easygoing, you?

Me: *regularly gets stressed out doing captcha tests bc I don't know if bushes count as trees* Definitely.

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

Well the series I was watching on Netflix is over so I guess I'm ready to die.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.