Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts

deemed an enemy to democracy circa 1980 🧶 me/meself

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@mostlypeaceful @SydneyLWatson If you’d do your chores without someone asking you to do them, then you’d get even more than 10 minutes to yourself without being asked to do chores.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

Dr office: we need to ask a few ?s to see if you’ll need to be Covid tested be4 ur procedure.
Me: K
Them: asks a bunch of dumb ?s before asking whether I’ve juice-boosted which is actually the only criteria that matters to them.
Me: No. I’ve had neither juice nor boost.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@KarlynBrainstem If she’s had therapy to get over this, next up on her list of people to sue should be that therapist bc it didn’t take. Still a loon

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@agashley78 @KarlynBrainstem It would be very hard to gray rock with this much crazy.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@KarlynBrainstem 👀

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@KarlynBrainstem

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@gracek7701 @jmit1499 @libsoftiktok People are also entitled to get a fricking grip

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@wrong_speak Coulda gone my whole dang life without seeing this but nooooooo

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@RealKeriSmith @KarlynBrainstem You forgot classy, elegant and refined

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@FlowersAgainst She just started being anorexic last week guys. It takes time.

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@KarlynBrainstem

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@KarlynBrainstem Please please get into an imaginary pissing match with Elon Musk. Please.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@francesweetman @salltweets @JonCrossley5 That tracks. Went into Ulta a few years back w my hub to buy Christmas present for our daughter. I saw the trans woman working there immediately. Hub didn’t notice until 5 min after that person came up & asked us if we needed help & then walked away.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@deb_fillman You can cut IL off at Chicago. The rest of the state is red and would also prefer to live in JesusLand

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@FlowersAgainst She needs to get a flipping grip.

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@PainterPoetry It’s gone from 1 to 2 so that’s an uptick, A-holes!

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@RealKeriSmith There’s a family in our area - 3 daughters: one is trans, one is non-binary, and one is lesbian. Dad is a creep of the first order.

[NY Mom @NYmom4]

@iphigeniamama It’s not a true democracy unless everyone votes for one party.

[Ultra Maga SarahBethCrafts @sarahbethcrafts]

@NotMikeHarlow Well she is the lady in red

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@KarlynBrainstem She got to the S’s on her word a day toilet paper