Sarah Broadfoot

Biotech, music person, and cat wrangler

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Anyone else convinced that their cats can smell when you have to pee and that’s when they decide to show affection with lap cuddles? #imaypeemypantsbecausethereisacatonmenow

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…well, I mean, I don’t NOT have a pile of rocks on my nightstand because I have a 3 year old…#momlife

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I never expected #parenthhood to involve the quantity of balloons that it has thus far...but here we are. #toddlers

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@ConradKuiper Although I think I have his version on a live album somewhere in the archives so I’m sure I have

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I used to be haunted/followed by the Talking Heads song “Once in a Lifetime”....now it’s Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s “Blinded by the Light”. Follows me everywhere.

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@ConradKuiper .....but now I have to...!

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My cat is just nonsense covered in fuzz.

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@Max_Kerman G Em D.

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I know they are a lot of my tomatoes and I just caught one burying a peanut in my habanero pot, but a fuzzy squirrel will make me smile every time.

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I wonder what has become of the people who microwaved fish in the college cafeteria. Where are they now?

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No, my child doesn’t have varicose veins. She just found a pen while I was going to the bathroom 🤦🏻‍♀️

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So. How many times is too many times to watch Frozen with your toddler..? Asking for a friend. (It’s me. I’m asking for me).

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Give me all of the goats to pet. #purejoy #goatmagic #WesternFair2017 @WesternFair

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Got home 20 minutes ago. My cat has brought me 4 things: 2 bottle caps, 1 elastic, and 1 stick (???) #thingsmycatbringsme

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The official uniform of "I am finished today-ing" #sweatpants #are #life

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Waking up sore at 34 = wondering if it's from working out, coming down with something, sleeping funny, or because you're just old.

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Ahhh #sweatpants. The official decree of "I'm not leaving the house for the rest of the night" #friyay

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You know your day is going to go interestingly when you drop half a bar of soap in the toilet. #oopsie #thursday #ugh

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With all the negative crap going on in the world, here's my cat learning about taps to brighten your day.

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....and the leg is not attached to the spider anymore. #catproblems #sheprobablyateit