Sarah Cassady

I'm a developer, product person, and founder.

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

This is r’lyeh great.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

the heat it causes my laptop to generate in the winter months

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a programmer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if "rm -rf node_modules" helps

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this?

Me: buy a domain name for the side project idea we've had for 15 seconds

Therapist: No

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Yet another example of something I experience and thought was totally normal and experienced by everyone else too. Having astigmatism in both eyes, the photo on the left is what I’m used to seeing. I can even manipulate the size and intensity of the flare lines by squinting :o

[lil freak @coletrainhere]

Astigmatism is when the cornea is slightly curved rather than completely round..

With astigmatism, light focuses on several points of the retina rather just one point. This is what people with Astigmatisms vs without.

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

This year's April Fool's Day winner is @StackOverflow

[Stack Overflow @StackOverflow]

What would the world be like if Stack Exchange had started back in 1998? https://t.co/o0pHL5pBd1

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

I don’t mind in-game purchases — especially when they are discounted — unless they are totally misrepresented. Shame on you @LudiaGames #NotATypo

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

What. Is. Happening?? Dude in the lamb head mask is totally selling me this table. No lamb-headed model in product photos on actual product page though... 🤔 @amazonca #PrimeDay2018

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Only one episode into #AlteredCarbon and it is already more #BladeRunner than #BladeRunner2049.

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

The internets just gave me a revised version of my all-time favourite Dilbert comic, and I couldn't be prouder #Dilbert #WoT

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Show me rat now @Xbox 🐀🐀

[paddy.carvers.com @paddycarver]

I'm going to write a bot that blocks everyone talking about Bitcoin, then searches people they follow for people talking about Bitcoin and blocks them, and so on.

That's right, I'm creating a block chain.

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Some talking heads on @cnn think its more appropriate to say “asshole countries” than “shithole countries”. I can’t stop giggling every time I hear it 😂😅

[DHH @dhh]

Why we omitted “presence” from both Basecamp the product and Basecamp the company. https://t.co/Cqy605xEsr

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

dear developers,

if you're heading home for the holidays, leave your family with the most important gift you can give:

set their default browser to Chrome,

sincerely,

this developer

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

The favicon gets me every time. @ManuscriptTeam #fogbugz #decepticons #cannotunsee

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Popped open the console to see why the @nest web interface was having a little freakout on me and found lots of interesting messages.

[Sarah Cassady @sarahcassady]

Everyone loves chess, Tim said. They will want to play chess, Tim said. Make chess a dependency, Tim said. #macOS #chess