Sarah Lutz

A word nerd up to no good--deconstructing life linguistically. I like subtitles, foreheads, maps, puzzles, and Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked ice cream.

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@haleshannon I just need to know what you think about #TheCourtshipNBC ! It is Austenland x The Bachelor and when I learned about it today I just knew I had to tweet you about it.

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@adamslutz @Maximumkungfu They just got evacuated.

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My school is offering online English courses! Classes begin June 1, 2020

With the current promotion, classes are only $200 for 8 wks.
Try first week free! Intermediate students & higher.

More information at https://t.co/OhpIEPvvf5
#selnate #esl #learnenglish #onlineenglish

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

🎶 I made it though the Conferences
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how I lost I was
'Til I used Big Blue" (Button)🎵

- Me after finishing my first full week of synchronous online ESL classes

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@adamslutz No. You are not. 😂

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@hansrosez Happy Birthday, Hans, my tall queen! ❤️❤️❤️ Love you forever.

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@adamslutz 😂

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

Is there no route to my house that isn't littered with construction?!? I took a route I thought would help me avoid this garbage, but nope. Just stop with the cones!

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@adamslutz 😂

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

@hansrosez Coach Z. Only one that has more than one thing that fits me.

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Also that movie is 20 YEARS OLD. Oh gosh I feel old.

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Just watched Never Been Kissed with @karinamaymay and were having a blast yelling at Michael Vartan for totally violating student-teacher boundaries. Not okay guys.

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

Feeling like an adult today because not only did I buy a bag of romaine lettuce, I also *finished* the bag by myself before it went bad. It's the small victories...

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Notre Dame is on fire 😭😭😭

[Bob le Centriste 🇪🇺 @BobLeCentriste]

«Incendie majeur» à #NotreDame.
(vidéo by @ecoursin)

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

I went to my boss's kid's 5th birthday party today because he invited me. I've forgotten that young kids' birthday parties are basically free babysitting services for other moms. That's why you give presents, people.

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Me shouting at myself because I messed up my eyeliner for the 18 bajillionth time while trying to do it in a hurry:

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@andrewstreeter_ All dem Streeter boyz

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Also when did I start having mildly funny small talk lines?!? Like I use them over and over again. Who even am I???

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I feel so seen right now

[Sarah Lutz @sarahdonic]

Just realized I have tests scheduled for two of my classes on April 1st. Haha, the joke's on them, they'll still have to take them. 😏