Sarah

advocate of all things tacos and guac

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

❤️. Seems super fitting. Pls send a care package, or just a bucket hat @MichelobULTRA ❤️

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

@MichelobULTRA Not having a beer at all

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

This man looks like Nick Kroll. Nick Kroll is literally our new head coach

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Mike McDaniel on people talking about his racial background "It's been very odd...I identify as a human being and my dad's black"

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

To actually travel. Want to gift your girl some tickets?

[Delta @Delta]

What's your #1 travel goal this year?

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

13 year old me is screaming

[When We Were Young @WWWYFest]

🖤When We Were Young Fest🥀

Register now for Presale that starts Friday, January 21st, 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down https://t.co/KUp7CwEQEV

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

@Cappichieno Some of us don't have playoff games to care about so we reach for the easy target

[Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe]

On movie 5 and dolores umbridge sucks

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

I almost crashed on 95 when I got the notification this morning 🙃

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Brian Flores is out as the Dolphins head coach, sources tell ESPN.

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

@_taylorsmiley @thesarahyork Russell sent me

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

Defying Gravity goes just as hard as All Too Well and I can absolutely prove it

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

Dan I didn't think I would have such bad fomo from missing my cousin’s wedding

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

IT IS A BONES DAY. I repeat - IT IS A BONES DAY.

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

❤️

[Jonathan 🇺🇸🇲🇽 @iamjmart4]

When her name ends with the “uh” sound 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

I’ve been preaching all week how the Phins will hand the Jags their first win. At least I can say I was right.

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

I was close but not close enough :(

[Sarah @sarahfestner]

Y’all pray for Marquise Brown. Nothing happened he just needs 39.53 points for my fantasy team tonight. I guess pray for me too.