Sarah Fitzgibbons

[Hal Kristine B @HaleyBoardway]

You need 2 full-time jobs, 3 roommates and to still be on your parents' medical insurance to live these days

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[Arjun @california_arj]

CDC says it’s now okay for healthcare workers to stick forks into electrical outlets

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

[rockstar @cadefart]

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there

[Sarah Fitzgibbons @sarahfitz77]

Why is tying your shoe so embarrassing

[Sarah Fitzgibbons @sarahfitz77]

Angry minivan driver? Scariest type of person

[𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. @Iittlstrawberry]

twitter is for people who are the George Costanzas of their friend group

[elena gail chavira 🥀 @elenagchavira]

me ignoring the bad in someone

[Sandra Bullock @DashingLola]

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense and I get mad when they don’t.

[Sarah Fitzgibbons @sarahfitz77]

Yes mom, iced coffee IS an adequate breakfast

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

been lookin everywhere for this

[JAYDE FREMPS 🔥 @realjoe04_]

Me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I don’t know how to make it any simpler than this