Sarah Freeman

tweet tweet, it's me.

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

So can the Halloweentown bus come and pick me up or nah

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Survived the Great War aka the MARTA after the Taylor Swift Concert ✨

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me: I am stronger than my anxiety

my anxiety: [bench pressing a car] what if you turned a stove burner on high before you left the house and just forgot about it and now your home is burning to the ground

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

@SamsungMobileUS #stop

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

@c_helenoftroy I was honestly too distraught to take a picture. Mother Nature I am not 😂

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Fun fact: if you leave your door open and a bird flies into your house it will not respond to spspspspspspsp “here birdie” like other animals would. It simply flies around your ceiling, banging into vaulted windows like a crackhead.

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

My productivity says the same thing

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

I fully recognize my toxic trait as a type A person is feeling overwhelmed but denying help when it’s offered because I worry someone else won’t “do it the right way”

[Kelley Flanagan @kelleyflanagan]

You break your own heart by making someone more important to you than you are to them. Never play yourself like that

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Good morning to @DollyParton and Dolly only. Happy birthday queen ✨

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

@Wordle is for people who like Wheel of Fortune, Tetris is for people who like Jeopardy! I will not elaborate at this time.

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Hi I’m a 26-year-old who just paid $60 AND left a tip for the worst pedicure I’ve ever had solely because I hate confrontation/conflict 🙃

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

@merrycat45 I personally loved “I change peoples lives one slice at a time”

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Today in my class a kid projectile vomited in the first 30 minutes of school and that pretty much set the tone for my Monday

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Twitter wants to remind me I joined a decade ago today so I’ll just be over here mourning my youth #MyTwitterAnniversary

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

The ghost of Chris Harrison demands a human sacrifice
#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

Not a coincidence that Cinco de Mayo and Teacher Appreciation Week happen around the same time.

[Sarah Freeman @sarahfreeman256]

@TheRealMattylce UR FANS NEED TO KNOW