Sarah

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

If I know I have to be up at a certain time I literally can’t sleep like wtf is that

[ً @TweetXan_]

They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I'm always one mildly inconvenient thing happening to me away from ordering a takeaway

[Bronterre @Aron_B]

This is like a scene from the office

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Working for five days and resting for two is the biggest ever scam that’s been normalised

[seaspiracy @seaspiracy]

8 FACTS ABOUT OUR OCEAN THAT WILL SHOCK YOU. (A thread)

#Seaspiracy

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

p.s no girl i know has ever been flattered by cat calling, wolf whistling or beeping your shitty car horn at us. especially when a woman is walking alone, that shit is terrifying.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A year ago today:

[t🍉 @whatsthetee__]

a year since the first coronavirus case in the U.K. and in that time 100,000 people have died - 50% of that number happening within the last 3 months. We are an ISLAND. I’m sorry do you know how mad that is?

[Asad Zafar 🇵🇸 @as1z_]

No one:

Me after eating: mm I need something sweet

[Zachary Dean @zachtoseptember]

When George Floyd was murdered by police, the media highlighted his criminal record

When Ashli Babbitt was murdered by the police, the media highlighted her status as a Air Force veteran

... & largely ignored her property destruction charges & 3 restraining orders

[euan @euandonaghy]

A genuinely cant believe this is real

[KENWOOD 💯❤️ @M8M6KL_]

Happy December to this legend specifically

[ambs @ambrobertss]

LOWER THE FUCKING SMEAR TEST AGE WHAT THE FUCK 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

As we wait for @BorisJohnson’s delayed press conference to announce a delayed lockdown:

Today there are 21,915 new cases of Covid, 10,928 in hospital and 327 deaths.

On 21st Sept - the day SAGE called for lockdown - there were 5,594 new cases, 368 in hospital and 28 deaths.

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Sorry but watching astronauts sped up on the moon will never get old