Sarah Smith

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@MaddieHutch13 is more difficult to get ahold of than the president of The United States and @AnnaWintour_ combined

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

8 levels of midwestern anger

8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “Listen here pal”
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Son of a gun”

[Matt Fowler @TheMattFowler]

Just a friendly reminder that if the “Bent-Neck Lady” episode of Haunting of Hill House doesn’t fuck you up for life then you probably have nightcrawlers for blood and hate for a heart.

[Macy Finck @macyfinck]

A+

[Macy Finck @macyfinck]

In yesterday’s lecture I called opportunity cost “the herpes of microeconomics, because it’s always there even when you can’t see it.”

I’m really on top of my game this year.

[©𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒂 ™♬ƦƬ ɭɨ⨏៩ @Merthea]

Moment @AwardsDarwin
Damn 😱

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Roy Moore’s office address:

P.O. Box 5032, Montgomery, AL 36103 https://t.co/MP1qclH40T

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@MaddieHutch13 it's ok. Thanks for the apology.

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@MaddieHutch13 bish, but you can be...

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@Cassidy_H19 @Christina_Skinn I hate everything about this rn. Nah it's a soft cuss word-- those don't count lmao

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@Bikinis_Finest @MaddieHutch13 ur hot af

[Sarah Smith @sarahgsmith19]

@elldubz basic AF!!!!!!!!!

[adam @brokeangeI]

*hits rock bottom* honey i'm home