Sarah

Proud dog mom

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@HustleBitch_ I love that this app was bought by musk to fight misinformation and I’ve seen more misinformation than ever before. Canada isn’t annexed and you all are morons

[SpotifySwiftie @SpotifySwiftie]

"I Hate It Here" by Taylor Swift was up 36.22% in Spotify streams yesterday following the outcome of the US Presidential election, with 282,904 streams.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

Someone teach the orange in the toupee what a tariff is before January 20, I beg of you.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

Wow shoutout to @Delta for making me lose a day of vacation, then stranding me in Michigan for the night with useless food vouchers that expired 20 minutes after I got them and then trying to pay me off with 12 whole dollars.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

Just another Sunday at the pool. Er, @LucasOilStadium @swimtrials24

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

My new fun fact about myself is I have my emotional support dog for anxiety, anxiety. Now we’re hiding under a blanket because it’s bath time and we’re in this together.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

Committed the cardinal corporate sin of being too direct today but I’m on vacation next week so let’s stir some pots

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@allyreckless_ From what I’ve heard they only care if you don’t have a lot of demonstrative that correlates with the job you want, then it can help you explain what applicable skills you have that make you qualified

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@ashton_dawn07 I’ll be there too! 🥳

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

PLEASE

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@netflix if I get up to get some snacks can you promise this reunion won’t start until I sit back down?

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@ashton_dawn07 NO KIDDING! For the first live event they’ve been promoting the absolute hell out of you’d think a stress test or something would’ve been done 🤔

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

If I have to hear Zach from LIB say ‘RoMeO aNd jUlIeT diDn’T WoRk fOR a ReAsOn’ one more time I’m suing the editors for damages

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@allyreckless_ The ring thing made me audibly gasp

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@Spotify is DIABOLICAL right now- playing Kelsea Ballerini’s new songs then it switches to Morgan Evan’s new song 👀

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@morgieprice Outlander was SO GOOD. Try the last kingdom- similar vibes but closer to historical accuracy. Fair warning: a lot more gore.

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@DanielMcNaireDE Same boat, girl. Except I got pulled for jury duty yesterday and today and was like YES 🥳🥳🥳

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

@Uber_Support Why have me message you at all if you’re just going to tell me you’re not doing anything? 😂😂😂

[Sarah @sarahhoff23]

Just ordered @UberEats because I had a sweet tooth and then instantly remembered why I don’t order from them when I was incorrectly delivered a (drumroll please) salad ☹️