Sarah Jane 🍄

I would put my pronouns in my bio but I don’t want you to refer to me

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Im maine sober (havent had aroma joes in 24 hours)

[julia @juumelo_]

in addition to being a sweet gentle girl I am also deeply angry and violent. this is endearing to right person I’m sure

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Do y’all remember when they had tv commercials telling you not to call things gay

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Why are wedding vendors obsessed with ignoring me when I’m trying to give them money

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Boutta buy up every pack of pumpkin head left in the state i cant go another year without it man

[silver fox @letterfoxd]

some of y'all's vocabulary scares me

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Dentist said I have a great smile today :)

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

I love love love being a crafty fiancée cause I get to make all of my invites and decor and actually make my whole wedding happen with just stuff I had in a bucket under my bed

[ROVER ☆ CALISTA DAY @7SPIDRMAN]

yikes, unfollowing him right now.

big fan of him dressing up as a bat and beating up people, was not aware he was a billionaire.

[madison @madison_tayt]

i wish you guys could just identify and hate capitalism in a way that’s actually useful

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Love that “atomic” is a real subset of mid century modern design… What an insane response to the very real threat of being attacked by the most awful weapon on the planet “hehe little sparkle” ????

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

They weren’t paying before????????

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In New Jersey a bill has been introduced to make sure data centers pay for electricity they use. This power surcharge would go toward modernizing the state’s electric grid.

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[erika @yeeeerika]

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

I actually don’t think that Dinner In America is THAT good of a movie but I have watched it like 18 times and I think that’s because I had a crush on Colin in Jennifer’s Body when I was like 9 and it just stuck

[Sarah Jane 🍄 @sarahjane_org]

Whatre these little codes on vinyls mean? I know that you can use em to like distinguish between different printings? I think? But what do they exactly mean? I will not be using google.