Sarah Jefferson

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

This morning while drinking my coffee, I stared out across the backyard, breathed in the crisp morning air, and listened to the neighbor’s rooster scream it’s head off and thought, “same, bro.”

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

#CNNExposed for highlighting the fact that both sides can play the game.

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

The #CNNExposed vid is a dude giving definitions and it’s cut up to seem sinister. Y’all are wild if you don’t see both sides pushing “propaganda��� in some way, shape or form. They focused on the election that was hot news, then the pandemic. Shocker.

[Andie the Obamanista (she/ her) @TheObamanista]

Vaccine passports existed before COVID, y'all

My hubs & son each had one for their trips to the Amazon Rainforest. They had to get vaccinated against things like rabies, typhoid & yellow fever

Stay mad, tho, I guess?!

#HIPAA

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

Walking in on my 6yo girl playing Tomb Raider on PS4 is honestly peak feminism and I stan it.

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

Watched Ad Astra for the first time.

Art critic me: wow, the parallels between having an absentee parent and the desolation of being alone in the universe while being encased with thick religious overtones is so powerful

Trash me: omfg this movie is so fucking boring ☠️☠️☠️

[🗡 Hela Odinsdottir 🗡 @ShesFromBelow]

I see my man Brendan Fraser is trending.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

What's your favourite science fact?
One of mine is, "humans are more closely related to salmon than salmon are to sharks"

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeetttttt

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tiffany Cross pretty much ended Meghan McCain

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Come on!!! Conspirasea was RIGHT THERE!!!

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

What a disgusting human being.

@TuckerCarlson continues to sit his ass behind a news desk while the real adults continue to protect his freedom to spout such hateful and damaging rhetoric.

As a woman veteran, I can confidently say that Tucker can kiss my feminine ass.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Tucker Carlson accuses Joe Biden of trying to feminize the military, argues China is ramping up it's military masculinity.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Literally the only Tucker Carlson interview you ever need to watch - with the brilliant @rcbregman. Still makes me chuckle:

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

“We don't take advice or counsel from former President Trump on immigration policy, which was not only inhumane but ineffective. We're going to chart our own path forward, and that includes treating children with humanity and respect,” Jen Psaki

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

Cleaning like a madwoman and I’m not even mad at anybody.

Is this what becoming an adult feels like or have I blown straight past that to being senile?

[Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund]

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

“Do you want an intense snowstorm from milk royalty?”

“Yeah, get me a bland and boring one with some white rapper mixed in.”

- Conversations as Adults with Kids who can spell

@DairyQueen #blizzard with #Eminem

[Sarah Jefferson @sarahjeff326]

What a Queen 👸🏾

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

"We didn't need more witnesses, we needed more senators with spines."

Del. Stacey Plaskett, one of the House impeachment managers for former Pres. Trump's second trial, reacts to the Senate vote acquitting the former president. #CNNSOTU https://t.co/caivjlDfYs

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Pres. Joe Biden calls on Congress to take action on gun reform on 3rd anniversary of Parkland shooting: "This Administration will not wait for the next mass shooting to heed that call." https://t.co/wKgASicAWN

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Sounds kinda impeachable

[Ari Melber @AriMelber]

McConnell's literal claim just now:

Trump did it -- but the only time the Senate could lawfully try Trump was in January when I prevented it.